ps i HATE the toilets that flush automatically. Seriously, I must pee funny or something bc they always flush before I'm ready... maybe i'm too much of a multi-tasker bc I'm on the phone (with only a select few who can talk while I pee) or reading or checking my toes out while I'm peeing and then the stupid sensor goes off and whoooosh, water spurts up and freaks me out... then i have stage fright because shamu just splashed me... then I've gotta get back in the game, do my thing, and I stand up to wipe (yes, i know this is weird and I've tried the sitting method but it just doesn't work) and boom, it goes off again. Jeez, it takes more time to wipe than that (unless I speedily throw the TP in as quick as i can... but then i don't thoroughly wipe and that's just awkward) so now I've got toilet paper in a clean toilet so i have to finagle the stupid button and I've just wasted all this water. piss! Never again!
Too much information for some, but really let's just be honest, the auto-flush is awkward.
In the spirit of the auto-flusher I found this great
cartoon:
I normally wouldn't share bathroom stories, but its been a long week and my mind is tired of the serious talk.
I normally wouldn't share bathroom stories, but its been a long week and my mind is tired of the serious talk.
3 comments:
DIA has the bidet-est possible toilets in the world. It must be something about Denver.
Do you stand up to wipe even when you're not getting the auto-deluge? 'Cause that is weird.
in the season of confession and fresh starts... yes, I am weird hans. I stand up and wipe. Why, I am not sure, but I didn't realize it was weird until junior high and the habit was set. If I make babies someday I will be sure they aren't weird like me and stay seated.
It's still your prerogative, and that's funny about jr. high. xo
Post a Comment