its potty-time

You would have laughed...
I was babysitting a 4yr old and she, all duded up in tights/leotard/princess dress, looks up at me in the middle of something and says, "I have to go to the potty." She sprints up the stairs and disappears. I hear some frustrating sounds so I go upstairs, assuming she has gotten into her other 25 swimsuits/leotards/princess dresses and find her naked in the closet. I reminded her of our rule of one outfit at a time and ask her where her other outfit went to which she replies,

"I don't know."
Me: "Sevilla. Where did you take your clothes off?"
her: "I don't know."

Me: "Sevilla, take me to them... sh ow me where they are."

She walks me to the laundry room and then to the dryer (full of clean clothes) and points to her outfit. She says, "It's dirty" which I feel as I pull it out of the dryer. She then says, "ummm I didn't make it to the potty fast enough." She not only peed, but seemingly "sharted" all up in that biznass and yours truly did the honors of "ok, lets make sure we wiped good" which she hadn't and then followed her to the bathroom only to realize her underooos didn't see all the damage… the bathroom floor and rug got a piece of it too.

After cleanup you had better believe if she hinted like she was thinking of the restroom I had her tucked under my arm so fast and hauled it to the bathroom. Funny night.